lil g train goes on a job interview

Jay Z: Hey fella I been watchin you clockin

Memphis Bleek: Who me holdin down this block it ain't nothin
You the man n--- now stop frontin

JZ: Hahahh I like your style

MB: Nah, I like YO' style

JZ: Let's drive around awhile

MB: Cool n---

JZ: Here's a thou'

MB: A G? I ride witchu for free
I want the long term riches and bitches

JZ: Have it all; now listen to me
You let them other n--- get the name, skip the fame
Ten thou' or a hundred G keep yo' shit the same

MB: On the low?

JZ: Yeah, the only way to blow
You let your shit bubble quietly

MB: AND THEN YOU BLOW!

JZ: Hey keep your cool
The only way to peep a fool is let him show his hand
Then you play your cards

MB: Then he through dealin I understand

JZ: Don't blow your dough on hotties

MB: The only thing I got in this world is my word and my nuts
and won't break em for nobody!

JZ: Hah, I like your resume, pick a day, you can start

MB: From now until death do us part...

star crossed lovers

amy and blake circa happier times

After many tumultuous moments, incarceration and lines in the tabloids, lil g train's very favorite couple may be back together once again...

the perfect picture of romance*

Lil g train loves amy whinehouse because of her impeccable style and because the best** album of the last decade had her name (and face) on it.


*picture not current though certain blogs may imply that it is.

*please note, lil g train's knowledge of the last decade in record releases is unfortunately limited, so please disregard her assertion if it offends you in any way. the assertion was made rather rashly and is mostly based on the fact that this album was released in 1996 and this album was released in 1995.

the number one rule for your set

On the, rise to the top, many drop, don't forget


And through our travels we get separated, never forget
In order to survive, gotta learn to live with regrets


You used to hold me, told me that I was the best
Anything in this world I want I could possess
All that made me want is all that I could get