lil g train goes on a job interview

Jay Z: Hey fella I been watchin you clockin

Memphis Bleek: Who me holdin down this block it ain't nothin
You the man n--- now stop frontin

JZ: Hahahh I like your style

MB: Nah, I like YO' style

JZ: Let's drive around awhile

MB: Cool n---

JZ: Here's a thou'

MB: A G? I ride witchu for free
I want the long term riches and bitches

JZ: Have it all; now listen to me
You let them other n--- get the name, skip the fame
Ten thou' or a hundred G keep yo' shit the same

MB: On the low?

JZ: Yeah, the only way to blow
You let your shit bubble quietly

MB: AND THEN YOU BLOW!

JZ: Hey keep your cool
The only way to peep a fool is let him show his hand
Then you play your cards

MB: Then he through dealin I understand

JZ: Don't blow your dough on hotties

MB: The only thing I got in this world is my word and my nuts
and won't break em for nobody!

JZ: Hah, I like your resume, pick a day, you can start

MB: From now until death do us part...

today lilgtrain called in sick

and is now the proud owner of an official Queens library card

lil g train is a busy busy worker bee

researching important things like domestic and international travel. in hypothetical terms.

yesterday lil g train's almond milk was moved from the office fridge to the freezer and today she is offered pizza instead of a snow day.

To: NYC - Support Staff

Subject: Pizza

Thanks to all who have trekked in today. We appreciate your efforts. The firm will be providing pizza for lunch. Reception will email you when it arrives.

Attorney work product