barbie dolls are sooo realistic

and so hot:

Totally Hair Barbie, circa 1992

also realistic and hot:

Victoria's Secret Models are real women too, circa 2007

marc jacobs says curves are hotttt and acceptable for the runways! yes!!

marc jacobs for louis vuitton, runway, fall 2010

look at you!

Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2010 RTW

Dear Domenico & Stefano,

I love freakish long legs, short hems, and shiny things perhaps as much as you do. Maybe more. Well done.

xoxo,
lil g train

yesterday lil g train's almond milk was moved from the office fridge to the freezer and today she is offered pizza instead of a snow day.

To: NYC - Support Staff

Subject: Pizza

Thanks to all who have trekked in today. We appreciate your efforts. The firm will be providing pizza for lunch. Reception will email you when it arrives.

lil g train is holding her breath for the inevitable high street equivalent